If you follow Mixed Martial Arts, you know the name Christiane 'Cyborg' Santos. Her highlight reel on YouTube is mind-boggling and questions of her natural athletic abilities arouse as quickly as the bodies started dropping around her.
One look at that body, and it's pretty obvious she's chock-ful-o-roids. You don't have to be a geneticist to notice her physique is about as feminine as an NFL Linebacker.
With that mannish jaw bone, and tree stump neck she has obvious steroid-use facial and body features. Critics have waited for this day since 2008.
She finally tested positive for anabolic steroids after her most recent fight with the formidable Hiroko Yamanaka, which ended in 16 seconds. Yamanaka was nearly decapitated in that lopsided defeat. I haven't seen a beating like that since I forgot my ex-girlfriend's birthday.
'Cyborg's' most famous battle was against the (natural and beautiful) fighter Gina Carano.
That battle was the only female fight - either MMA or Boxing - in history to ever be the main event. It drew in record breaking viewers as Carano and 'Cyborg' amassed a huge following of adoring fans and leg-humpers.
The California State Athletic Commission declared 'Cyborg' really is a cyborg pumped full of Winistrol and Dana White has stated she is being stripped of her title. Yamanaka's loss will be counted as a "No Contest" so it will not reflect a loss on her record.
One look at that body, and it's pretty obvious she's chock-ful-o-roids. You don't have to be a geneticist to notice her physique is about as feminine as an NFL Linebacker.
With that mannish jaw bone, and tree stump neck she has obvious steroid-use facial and body features. Critics have waited for this day since 2008.
She finally tested positive for anabolic steroids after her most recent fight with the formidable Hiroko Yamanaka, which ended in 16 seconds. Yamanaka was nearly decapitated in that lopsided defeat. I haven't seen a beating like that since I forgot my ex-girlfriend's birthday.
'Cyborg's' most famous battle was against the (natural and beautiful) fighter Gina Carano.
That battle was the only female fight - either MMA or Boxing - in history to ever be the main event. It drew in record breaking viewers as Carano and 'Cyborg' amassed a huge following of adoring fans and leg-humpers.
The California State Athletic Commission declared 'Cyborg' really is a cyborg pumped full of Winistrol and Dana White has stated she is being stripped of her title. Yamanaka's loss will be counted as a "No Contest" so it will not reflect a loss on her record.
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