Hawaii - Every once in a while, a story comes along that just baffles the mind. Here at InfoSack's News of the Strange, we get at least one a day.

On this episode of the Twilight Zone, a mild mannered man storms into the Hawi Fire Station demanding the names of every fire-fighter and personnel.

After being asked to leave the station Trumpy went fist-to-cuffs with one of Hawi's finest and used a ball-point pen to deliver several wounds to the skull and face.

By the looks of Trumpy's face, he received a few well deserved blows to the face, leaving his eye and face swollen.

The 49 year old fire fighter ended up in the hospital to treat his wounds and was released. We're sure he's ready to go for round two with Trumpy. However, he will have to wait his turn as Trumpy is being held on a $4,000 bail.

Tampa - 5703 S MacDill Ave is now a pile of burnt lumber after Kent Perusse, 48, decided the best way to keep his place to himself, was to torch it.

Obviously not a theoretical physicist, Perusse received burns severe enough to keep him in the hospital for two weeks. This "brainiac" admitted to the police that he set the place ablaze in an attempt to keep his girlfriend from trying to move in.

A female Pit Bull was also in the home at the time Perusse was dousing it in gasoline. Sadly, she was found dead. He will be charged with Animal Cruelty as well as Felony Arson.

Surely, a simple "this is moving a little too fast" or "why don't you keep your place until I'm ready for you to move in" conversation with the woman would have sufficed.

I think we've all had this discussion at some point with someone we were dating, right? I doubt anyone else has considered burning the place to keep their significant other from moving in.

Since he was only RENTING this home, the owner is now left with $72,804 in damages. Which may not be covered by his home owner's insurance.

What a douchebag.

Just when you think our toys were made with the safety of our kids in mind, CNN comes to ruin the day.

World famous for draining the accounts of boyfriends and dads since 1997, Build-A-Bear has announced a massive recall involving over 30,000 "Colorful Hearts" teddy bears.

This seems ridiculous, but reports are showing the eyes are coming off these bears and kids could try swallowing them. Which I can't disagree with. Everyone knows kids are notorious for putting whatever they find right into their mouths.

If you have purchased one of these ticking time-bombs, click on the image above to enlarge it and call the number shown.

Batavia, NY - Times have certainly changed. Respect for your elders is just fading away. Then we wonder why old people are angry.

Walmart greeter, Grace Suozzi, received multiple blows to the face by disgruntled shopper Jacquetta Simmons. Suozzi was just doing what every Walmart gretter does when you're leaving the store with bags in your hand.

She asked for receipts.

Simmons struck poor Grace twice, knocking her down to the ground. Obviously, we're not dealing with a member of MENSA as it was all caught on video. Co-workers of Suozzi, chased down Simmons, tacked her and held her for police to arrive.

The strangest thing about this, is that Simmons actually had receipts for everything in her bag. So she didn't steal anything. Yet she attacked this elderly woman. Now she faces a felony assault of a person over the age of 65 (serious offense) and a $20,000 bond.

What the hell is wrong with people?

St. Petersburg - Imagine this: You're on vacation in sunny Florida. The breeze is blowing, the kids are laughing, and the wife starts screaming. You run over thinking she's just being silly and quickly realize you're wrong. And you start screaming too.

That's what happened to one family in St Pete. They were on the beach, when a human leg washed ashore. Immediately one of the adults called 911 and this is just the beginning.

The condition of the leg was well enough to assume the incident occurred very recently. Cops are searching for clues to lead them to the remaining 75% of the person who misplaced their appendage.

Because the case is new and they have no leads, police are asking anyone with information to call: 727-893-7780.

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As if getting busted cheating isn't bad enough, the former boyfriend if this pretty Packers fan is definitely feeling the burn now.

Annie Wagner decided the best way to get that bastard ex-boyfriend back was to bring this sign with her to Sunday's game against the Bears.

One thing you have to give Annie, she did it big.

Citra, FL - Sometimes a mama's boy can take things a little too far. Such is the case of 31 year old Bryant Odell Dozier.

He and his stepdad, 54 year old Christopher Kirnes, got into a brawl on Christmas when Kirnes decided to curse and yell at his wife because she didn't bring home any beer.

Obviously we're not dealing with the upper echelon of society at this junction in the story. But believe me, it gets better.

When Kirnes wouldn't stop belittling Valorie Kirnes, 51, her son had enough. He confronted Christopher but the fight was broken up quickly by mom.

Awwww.

Sike! Bryant decides the fight was NOT over and returned with a steak knife. That's when this typical family struggle became a battle for survival. Christopher Kirnes struggled with his stepson and the details get a little muddy from that point.

Dozier claims his stepdad struck him with a crowbar, and he was just defending himself. Although no visable wounds could be found. Get this...he claimed "they were there and now they are magically healed!"

We don't buy it and neither do the cops.

Kirnes was found with his juglar vein completely exposed and had to undergo lifesaving surgery. After being rushed to Ocala Regional Hospital, he was then moved to Shands Hospital at the University of Florida.

Merry Christmas Kirnes Family. We're sure the lack of beer in the fridge was worth a tragic battle between grown men. Idiots.

_Monroe County - Whenever one of your friends says "Hey man, watch this," you know something bad is about to go down. So grab a camera.

In this case, it happened once again. Dastardly duo, Fredrick Lytton and Brett Stewart, decided to get piss-ass drunk and play with explosive gasses and a welder.

These two mental midgets caused an explosion so intense, Brett was left unable to hear and covered in burns all over his body.

Deputies were called to the home of Sherry and Derwood Stewart, where they discovered the home owner under the house trying to disable to welding torches left under the home, responsible for this massive explosion.

Before these two morons were taken to the hospital, he told a deputy he and Stewart were downstairs drinking (of course) when Stewart said “watch this” before grabbing a black trash bag and filling it with acetylene and oxygen from a welder he had used to work on cars piling up around the house.

Lytton said he and Stewart both had their arms wrapped around the bag as it expanded, then exploded. Seriously, these guys should not be allowed to vote.

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Gainesville  - Gerald Linwood Hayes III, 30, is not your average dad. He figured he could bring his family along for an awesome day of shop...lifting. Yeah, not so much.

Turns out even with the advent it better security cameras and surveilance systems, people still have the balls to try and steal during normal shopping hours.

I found his booking information and turns out he used something to get the anti-theft device off the Nintendo 3D and Nintendo Wii console boxes. Here's what it reads as:

Chrg|Statue        |Description
#1    812.015.7    LARC: POSS ANTISHOPLIFTING CNTRL DVC COUNTERMEASURE

With whatever device they are talking about, Hayes this little shop lifting issue into a 3rd Degree Felony. Ah well, another child without daddy around for Christmas. That Wii was totally worth it. Dummy!

The mother was given a break and they issued her a sworn complaint so she could take the child home and leave this kid completely parento start the new year off.

Fort Pierce - Look, every once in a while, we might chow down a little too much. You look down and realize you're pregnant with a food-baby!

That doesn't give you the right to call 911 and waste public resources and tax-payer money because you're a moron.

This is where 45 year old Mary Ellen Lisee falls right in. When the deputies arrived at the Travelers Inn of Fort Pierce, this lunatic was ranting and raving about how much food she ate.

What a douche. She was arrested and taken to jail, charged with disorderly conduct and misuse of 911.