 Palm Coast - When it comes to Child Pornography, the government does not play games. If you're a creeper who enjoys demoralizing and destroying the innocence of youth, you will eventually be caught.
Case in point: 21-year old Kamil Mezalka. This professional boy scout and child porn peddler had his home raided recently and many inappropriate photos were found.
What cops didn't expect was his reaction to the raid and the method he chose to try and vanquish evidence of his illegal porn collection by attacking his computer with a Samurai sword.
Yes, you read that correct. This buffoon tried to pull a Samurai Chef (SNL) move on a computer. Not very bright.
When the FBI demanded he come out and he refused to do so, agents burst into the bedroom where he was "standing in his underwear, holding a two-handed samurai sword which he had stabbed into the side of a desktop computer", according to FBI agent Jonathan MacDonald.
The FBI's unlimited resources give them access to today's brightest computer experts who were able to find hundreds of pornographic images of children on Mezalka's computer.
It's nice to know one more creepy bastard is off the streets.
 Deltona, FL - Whether you like it not, the pains of a growing city include a growing crime rate. Deltona is no exception. Sadly, Adam Sturgeon, a fellow graduate of Pine Ridge High School was arrested for Lewd or Lascivious Molestation on a minor. Sturgeon is accused of groping a 10-year-old girl on her way to school, according to Volusia County Sheriff's Office.Police say he was hugging the girl and squeezing her butt. According to the victim, she was walking to school with her younger brother and a cousin when Adam met them near Cardena Ave and Kimberly Drive.Parents already had already been concerned with Adam's strange behavior with kids. Hanging around them when they play and trying to lure them to his house with gifts.According to WESH "The girl's mother said Sturgeon had mentioned to her in the past that her daughter was beautiful and sexy." Judging by what he told deputies, it seems Sturgeon has mental issues. Between his incoherent rambling, he told deputies the neighbors were just jealous and that he planned on moving to India to marry a Princess. Not the words of a sane man. His bail is set at $50,000 as it waits at the Volusia County Branch Jail in Daytona Beach. Click here to read more.
 A scenario like this is something no one could have imaged. Especially 24-year-old Aimee Copeland. While having a blast on a kayaking trip in Carrolton, GA, Copeland jumped on a homemade zipline, but the keyword here is "homemade." The line snapped under pressure, whipping the Master's Degree student in the calf. That gash would become more than a scar. When the incident first occurred, Copeland went to the hospital and her wound was treated with 22 staples. She returned to the hospital the following day, complaining of severe pain, and was given a pain killer. Subsequently sent home. The day after that, she was admitted into the hospital looking pale and unable to move. It was then that the Emergency Room doctor diagnosed her with the necrotizing fasciitis - A flesh eating bacteria.The infection quickly spread, leaving doctors no choice but to amputate her left leg up to the hip. At one point during the surgery, Aimee went into cardiac arrest. Copeland's father has set up a Facebook page, updating friends on Aimee's status. "I type this factual progression of Aimee's condition as a way to better cope with what is without a doubt the most horrific situation that a parent can possibly imagine," Andy wrote. "We take so much for granted in life, but I never imagined that one of my daughters would face this most unlikely of situations." I hope and pray that when you read this that the news we receive at sunrise will be positive." If you'd like to read more about this story, click here.
 West Melbourne - Cash's Sports Bar on Harbor Boulevard is your typical neighborhood watering hole. Chock-ful-o-locals and drunks, the bartenders there have probably seen it all.
On May 2nd, they added another hilarious couple of tab skippers to their roster when a 31-year-old and his PREGNANT girlfriend downed five beers and 13 shots of Jägermeister, handed the barkeep their soon-to-be-declined debit card, and took off.
Obviously the Jäger clouded their judgement as they blatantly left a real debit card with the man's name on it, which allowed police to track him down within minutes.
When the officers confronted the couple, the man admitted knowing his card would be declined which is why they took off from the bar.
The Rhodes Scholar/Pregnant Mom had no comment for the police. Pretty positive the fact she chose to drink knowing she was pregnant speaks volumes for her character. Police are probably looking forward to dealing with their offspring years from now.
Both face charges of Defrauding an Innkeeper.
 Nutley, New Jersey - There's only two states in the entire country that something like this would happen and I'm glad it isn't Florida for once.
Patricia Krentcil is a lunatic. All you need to do is take one look at the picture to your left and there's no doubt this woman has issues.
The great thing about this country is that it's totally OK to be a little crazy. When it affects your children, that's when others have to step in and stop you from ruining them as well.
Krentcil decided her beautiful little 5-year-old ginger was just too pale for her own good and stuck her into a tanning booth. When the child suffered burns from the UV lights, the mother was arrested on Felony Child Endangerment.
Patricia denies she subjected her daughter to the booth's harmful rays, which New Jersey state law prohibits children under the age of 14 from tanning booths. Children between the ages of 14 and 17 must be accompanied by an adult.
Police say othewise as the child had burns consistent with UV light exposure from these burns.
If the mother didn't look like she was Char-Broiled inside a Burger King restaurant for 20 minutes, the police might have taken her claim more seriously.
However, it's obviously this Nutbag from Nutley has a screw or two loose. Enjoy her interview below.
 Let's start off with Stuart, FL. Michael Novatka decided he was a "Prophet", broke into a Psychic Store, and smashed it to pieces. He also left a disturbing message smeared in his own blood.
He told officers he was sent by God, to deliver a message. That message may just have been to make sure they paid this month's insurance bill.
What an idiot.
 Hide yo kids! Michael Eldore Auclair, 22 is like Catnip to teenage girls. He's got 16 arrests under his belt and multiple felonies. So he's a real winner.
His latest triumph was meeting a 15-year-old, sending 1600 text messages within 5 days, and luring her to a Mall Movie Theater in Port Charlotte, where supposedly they had a sexual encounter.
He was jailed and charged with Lewd Battery (Sexual Activity), Lew Battery (Entice) and Violation of Probation.
 Flagler County - Talk about the worst date ever. Steven Egan took his gal on a Hog Hunting date she'll never forget. Physically, emotionally, and legally.
Egan claimed he heard sounds similar to that of a hog they were tracking and shot at it from inside the tent.
The "hog" he his was his - soon to be ex - girlfriend, Lisa Simmons. The 52-year-old sustained a .30 caliber gunshot wound to both of her legs, and was taken to Halifax Medical Center in serious condition.
 23-year-old Jeremy Louis Pitts is probably not going to qualify for a Rhodes Scholarship anytime soon. This buffoon walked into the Manatee County court with his pocket chock-full-o-drugs.
He thought he could hide his little baggie, but the court's state of the art X-ray machine is no dummy. It picked up the shape and officers realized immediately they had to check.
His pockets contained glass pipe, some pot and vials of painkillers, the Sheriff's Office reported.
His family must be proud.
 Bradenton - Anyone who has ever ran out of gas or had a car break down on them knows how much it sucks. When someone comes to the rescue, it totally makes your day.
Imagine if those same people proceeded to assault you for not having money on you to pay them for their generosity?
Leah Georgana Reynolds, 45, and Clifford Junior Conger, 51, proceeded to do just that to a stranded motorist.
After pulling her hair and beating on her, Conger threatened the passenger of the vehicle with a pocket knife.
Worst "Good Samaritans" ever! These animals were arrested for battery and assault. Rightfully so.
 Tent City, GAINSVILLE - We will refrain from making fun of the homeless in this article. However, Ricky Bryant Griffis, 44, earned the right to be called a douchebag after attempting to hit an unidentified woman with an axe when she made a joke about his terrible B.O.
Luckily for her, another Tent City resident came to her rescue with his own Machete.
What this people are doing with these types of weapons is a whole other issue in itself. We are sure Ricky's stay at the Alachua County Holiday Inn/Jail gave him an opportunity to shower and not offend anyone else with his stench.
 Port St. Lucie - Florida may be the sunshine state. As of late, it is also the state where children seem to be put into the worst situations possible. A sexual deviant and his idiot girlfriend were arrested in Port St. Lucie for Lewd or Lascivious acts to a child after the (now) 6-year-old reported to police that she was forced to watch them have sex. The child in question was 5 years old and the incident occurred just before Christmas, 2011. Scott Joseph Trader, 26, and Katrina Anay Varner, 19, are not what you call the smartest people on the planet. Investigators were told by one of Trader's ex-girlfriends that he fantasized about having the young girl touch him inappropriately, proving there's something wrong with this guy. On separate charges, Trader is also being accused of promoting a sexual performance by a child. Wow. Katrina sure knows how to pick 'em. Police also found a tape of Scott and an unidentified pregnant 17-year-old having sex. The child involved in this terrible situation was reluctant to report the incident, citing Trader would get angry if he found out. Which means the child fears him. Which means he's probably a complete douchebag. Of course, they have a right to a fair trial. However, incidents like this don't happen randomly. If trader is found to be guilty of these chargers, he will certainly find himself on the loosing end of a rape scenario in prison. Varner's only job on this planet is to keep her daughter away from creeps like this. And she failed, for that there is no excuse.Read the full story here.
 Punta Gorda - If this woman was going for "Mom of the Year" at the next PTA meeting, she is doing it all wrong.
An officer clocked Denise Loveada Spear doing 32mph in a 15mph zone. Over twice the speed limit. Blowing past a flashing School Zone Limit sign.
After being pulled over, the 33 year old buffoon tells the deputy she had just dropped her child off at the school
The officer runs her license only to find out it is suspended for habitual driving offenses. This is when he began to probe deeper and follow his intuition. And he was right.
He spotted a syringe sticking out of Spears purse and decided to search her vehicle. He found two more empty syringes, crack cocaine, oxycodone, morphine, and regular cocaine.
Spears is now facing 6 counts of illegal drug possession, speeding, driving on a suspended license, and several other charges.
 Coral Springs, FL - Not all men are created. 18-year-old Inez Nunez found that out the hard way on Tuesday when her boyfriend REFUSED to have sex with her. Gasp.According to Nunez, her boyfriend refused sex with her, calling her ugly and hurt her feelings. That's when she went to town on his face. Sounds like she has one hell of a right hook. The boyfriend called police shortly after the attack and told them what happened. At first Inez claimed the boyfriend choked and slapped her. However, she later confessed to the police that her boyfriend did not in fact choke and slap her. Nunez was arrested on Domestic Battery charges. The boys father stated he witnessed the beatdown of his sad excuse for a son, telling police he heard a slap and saw Inez pushing the kid to the ground, mounting him, and slapping him furiously. The victim/wimp would not comment on the situation.Source
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