Citra, FL - Sometimes a mama's boy can take things a little too far. Such is the case of 31 year old Bryant Odell Dozier.

He and his stepdad, 54 year old Christopher Kirnes, got into a brawl on Christmas when Kirnes decided to curse and yell at his wife because she didn't bring home any beer.

Obviously we're not dealing with the upper echelon of society at this junction in the story. But believe me, it gets better.

When Kirnes wouldn't stop belittling Valorie Kirnes, 51, her son had enough. He confronted Christopher but the fight was broken up quickly by mom.

Awwww.

Sike! Bryant decides the fight was NOT over and returned with a steak knife. That's when this typical family struggle became a battle for survival. Christopher Kirnes struggled with his stepson and the details get a little muddy from that point.

Dozier claims his stepdad struck him with a crowbar, and he was just defending himself. Although no visable wounds could be found. Get this...he claimed "they were there and now they are magically healed!"

We don't buy it and neither do the cops.

Kirnes was found with his juglar vein completely exposed and had to undergo lifesaving surgery. After being rushed to Ocala Regional Hospital, he was then moved to Shands Hospital at the University of Florida.

Merry Christmas Kirnes Family. We're sure the lack of beer in the fridge was worth a tragic battle between grown men. Idiots.