Miami - As if the TSA doesn't have enough problems right now, two of their brightest decide to sabotage their PR effort even more.

Miami Beach Police say two Transportation Security Administration officers trashed their SoBeh hotel room and then picked up a service weapon and fired six rounds out their window.

Jeffrey Piccolella, 27, and Nicholas Anthony Puccio, 25, are probably two of the dumbest civil servants we've ever heard about.

Seems their shenanigans endangered the lives of many and could have cost someone their life.

They are now under arrest, facing multiple charges. Idiots! Read the full story from The Miami Herald, here.

Orlando, FL - Everyone handles their problems differently. Some sing loudly in their car, write nasty-grams on Facebook, or get hammered and start fights.

28-year-old Michael Eugene Cole certainly tried took the "drunken rage" method to a whole other level. He was reportedly stumbling  around a construction site in the wee hours of the morning, wearing a "Darth Vader" mask.

An FHP Trooper asked Cole to take his show somewhere else, and that's where the comedy routine took a tragic turn for this Star Wars enthusiast.

He refused, cursing out the trooper and laying down in the middle of the road like a 12 year old girl who didn't get a cell phone for Christmas.

The trooper deemed Michael a threat to himself and others, got into a scuffle with him, and had to eventually use a stun-gun and pepper-spray on him.

North Carolina - Thank god it wasn't Florida for once.

Douglas Shane Southard just turned 21 and decided to drive himself back to the shanty he dwelled in, before reaching a DWI checkpoint center.

Hilariously enough, they have a huge "Booze It or Lose It" mobile command bus, packed full of DWI detection devices and police officers waiting to get these guys off the street.

At 2:45am Southard plowed his old 3rd-Generation Camaro into the back of the mobile command center.

The irony in all this is the command center technically did its job. It managed to get a drunk driver off the road.

That same crash could have involved a head on collision with a family. Or any number of other possibilities.

Kudos to the officers for placing that bus where they did.