Michael Rivers
Defuniak Springs - You would think with the impending jail time ahead of you, making the best of the situation is the right thing to do.
26-year-old Michael Rivers would disagree with your logic.
Trying to get the attention of a female Jail Officer, Rivers decided to whip out his penis and rub it on the glass while staring at the officer.
As you can probably imagine, it's the same face he's making in the arrest photo to the left.
Judging by his terrible taste in tattoos and that dead-behind-the-eyes glare, Michael is probably not going to be curing cancer or making some history making discoveries any time soon. His incarceration is probably best for everyone.
This dude has "rapist" written all over him.
According to the report, this incident will be added to his ever-gr
26-year-old Michael Rivers would disagree with your logic.
Trying to get the attention of a female Jail Officer, Rivers decided to whip out his penis and rub it on the glass while staring at the officer.
As you can probably imagine, it's the same face he's making in the arrest photo to the left.
Judging by his terrible taste in tattoos and that dead-behind-the-eyes glare, Michael is probably not going to be curing cancer or making some history making discoveries any time soon. His incarceration is probably best for everyone.
This dude has "rapist" written all over him.
According to the report, this incident will be added to his ever-gr
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