Ray Lynn Mitcham, Jr
Cumberland County, N.C. - What you are about to read is a true story. We did not make this up. This isn't a gag to lighten up the weekend after that tragic, Titanic-like, Italian cruiseship catastrophe.
The headline to this article alone should leave you saying "what the hell is wrong with people." So prepare yourself for what you're about to read.
Cops in Cumberland County, N.C. arrested Ray Lynn Mitcham Jr on Monday after receiving a call from his neighbor, claiming this dingbat was having sex with her dog.
Yes, he was plowing her pooch. Ruffling her Jack Russel. Doggie-styling her...doggie. Ok, enough.
33-year-old dog f*cker, Mitcham, was charged with a crime against nature. Which is a felony in ever state.
The rape victim, a Shepherd-Lab mix weighing 60-pounds, was taken to the Cumberland County Animal Control. There, the poor dog was swabbed CSI style, and the Veternarian actually recovered a DNA sample matching Mictcham.
That's right, his seminal fluid was found in the poor dog.
According to the Vet, the dog should not suffer any psychological damage from the incident. The dog also showed no signs of physical trauma either.
The neighbor, who's dog he sexually assaulted, is also his landlord. Obviously, this man is the product of inbreeding. We are sure he will be homeless in no time.
The headline to this article alone should leave you saying "what the hell is wrong with people." So prepare yourself for what you're about to read.
Cops in Cumberland County, N.C. arrested Ray Lynn Mitcham Jr on Monday after receiving a call from his neighbor, claiming this dingbat was having sex with her dog.
Yes, he was plowing her pooch. Ruffling her Jack Russel. Doggie-styling her...doggie. Ok, enough.
33-year-old dog f*cker, Mitcham, was charged with a crime against nature. Which is a felony in ever state.
The rape victim, a Shepherd-Lab mix weighing 60-pounds, was taken to the Cumberland County Animal Control. There, the poor dog was swabbed CSI style, and the Veternarian actually recovered a DNA sample matching Mictcham.
That's right, his seminal fluid was found in the poor dog.
According to the Vet, the dog should not suffer any psychological damage from the incident. The dog also showed no signs of physical trauma either.
The neighbor, who's dog he sexually assaulted, is also his landlord. Obviously, this man is the product of inbreeding. We are sure he will be homeless in no time.
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