Oregon - More evidence Chlorine needs to be dropped into the Gene Pool. Police were baffled to learn the coin collection Dan Johnson Sr. reported stolen was actually taken by his own son and two of his friends.

The perplexing fact is that these buffoons exchanged all the coins they stole, at a local "Coinstar" machine. These rookies were too stupid to know these coins are worth a lot more than that machine was willing to pay for them.

It gets better.

Since many old coins don't work in new machine counters due to their age and minting process, these three MENSA members took the remaining coins over to a local bank to be exchanged.

This is all caught on camera and luckily for the owner of the coins, all the coins should be retrieved once they are finished sifting through the hundreds of pounds of coins in the machine.

Coins exchanged at the local bank will also be handed over to the original owner, Dan Johnson Sr.

Two of the Three Stooges have turned themselves into authorities. We're sure they were lured into the Police Station when they saw a sign offering a reward for their capture.

Morons.