Miami - As if the TSA doesn't have enough problems right now, two of their brightest decide to sabotage their PR effort even more.

Miami Beach Police say two Transportation Security Administration officers trashed their SoBeh hotel room and then picked up a service weapon and fired six rounds out their window.

Jeffrey Piccolella, 27, and Nicholas Anthony Puccio, 25, are probably two of the dumbest civil servants we've ever heard about.

Seems their shenanigans endangered the lives of many and could have cost someone their life.

They are now under arrest, facing multiple charges. Idiots! Read the full story from The Miami Herald, here.

There are so many reasons a man feels the urge to get obliterated at a bar. From a bad breakup or crappy day at work, to a general discontent with life.

29-year-old Robert Wilkinson, a regular Canadian citizen by decided to flex his vocal range, while under arrest for intoxicated driving.

Watch the video above and laugh your heads off.

The Mountie even let the guy finish his song in the back of the car before taking him in for booking. Canadians are just nice people.

Florida just can't get a break these days. From baby killers getting away with murder, sinkholes, hurricanes, wildfires, crooked politicians, racial profiling, and "mankinis", this place has become the mockery of our great nation.
So the Florida Department of Agriculture decided to drop ANOTHER bomb on us.

Giant rats. Yep. You read that right. Gambian rats are not indigenous to this region and are commonly mistaken for possums. But no, they are just huge rats. Ranging from 20-35 inches in length and weight 3lbs and up.

These guys are no joke.

Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission's website states that these particular rats were bred about 5 years ago in Africa. Once they were introduced to American soil, they spread quickly in the wild.

Back in 2009, FWC thought they had eradicated the problem. Turns out they missed a few.

So if you're enjoying your afternoon walk one day, and this beast walks up on you, here's what we recommend you do:

• Offer it a cigarette. Who knows, maybe it smokes?
• Bring up how lovely the weather is today.
• Point in the general direction of another family and run the other way.
• Begin screaming like a teen at a Justin Bieber concert. He'll leave.

All kidding aside, should you spot one of these beasts, be sure to contact the FWC so they can address this issue in your area. These rats will have a negative impact on the local ecosystem.

This has to be one of the funniest things to ever happen at a professional athletic competition.

Organizers at an International Shooting Competition mistakenly played 'Borat's' version of the Kazakhstan National Anthem during the medal ceremony.

The recipient, Maria Dmitrienko. kept her composure and did not let on that she was offended by the gesture. Nor did she erupt in laughter like many would have from such a mix-up.

It is reported that the event's organizers relayed a sincere apology and many people state the issue could be that the movie was banned in several countries so they might not have been aware of the existence of this version.

Here are the lyrics:


Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Being objective is only part of a news agency's job. Who would have thought it was also their jobs to bring the laughs?

Enjoy!

Los Angeles - Drug dealers are known to walk around, shirts unbuttoned, with their 'hamburger meat' hanging out. That's certainly not the case for Simone Farrow.

An international swimsuit model, and spokeswoman for the douchebag-standard-attire Ed Hardy, Farrow has dropped the jaws of men for over a decade.

The now 37 year old beauty is finally behind bars for masterminding a HUGE drug ring which included international dealings, methamphetamines, cocaine, and more.

When they found her hiding in New Zealand, she claimed she was running for her life.

I find it hard to believe a beautiful international swimsuit model was the mastermind of a massive drug ring. This is something cheese "skinimax" movies are made of.

However, the charges against her are dead serious.

There are more people indicted in this case, but she is supposedly the head of the serpent.

I still think there is more to this story. But only time and a thorough investigation will tell.

Original article.

Orlando - A mother is supposed to protect and nurture her baby until they are old enough to take care of themselves. Alexis Fenton, 21, might not have read that in the mommy handbook.

She was caught on video choking her 11-month-old baby six times. The baby lost consciousness after the sixth attempt, and when nurses stormed the room, Fenton told them "She's having another episode."

Hospital staff had a hunch this baby wasn't having an episode of any kind and alerted police. When they reviewed the video, Fenton could be seen strangling the defenseless child to the point of unconsciousness.

She claims it was for his own good. A Mercy killing, if you will. That baby is one tough cookie. Nurses were able to save the baby girl.

Police see it as six counts of attempted murder.

What is wrong with people?

ATLANTA- Most kidnapping stories don't end well. However, that isn't the case for Auboni Champion-Morin, a Houston mother who's son vanished back in 2004.

She will soon be reunited with the boy after authorities found him with his former babysitter, in Atlanta.

Baby Miguel Morin was taken by Krystle Rochelle Tanner, 26, when he was only a few months old. Tanner has been arrested without bond, for the kidnapping.

Not surprising, Tanner was also the prime suspect in the baby's disappearance back in 2004. The case went cold when she also vanished and was not seen or heard from again. Until last year when neighbors reported two children being neglected by Tanner and her boyfriend.

This psycho told the cops she was watching the boy for someone she met the park. The cops weren't buying it and began to investigate her.

After no records could be found on the boy, and her story wasn't adding up, investigators got a tip on the cold case from Houston and followed it. Lucky for Miguel, these officers were persistent.

Auboni said she prayed every night that he was safe and well loved. Now that he's almost ready to come home at the age of 8, her prayers were answered.

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Port St Lucie - Every man has to "audition the hand puppet" once in a while. You just can't make a scene of it.

One Port St Lucie resident figured he could buff his banana on his back porch and no one would notice. He was certainly wrong.

A 51-year-old unidentified neighbor was working in his yard when he spotted Salem Adili cranking away. He began yelling at the man to stop. Adili refused and the neighbor called the police.

This is where it gets sad.

When officers arrive at the home, they question the snake charmer about his actions and noticed something strange. He was still fondling himself through his pocket in the middle of the conversation. The offers asked him to stop and he did for a second, and then went right back to groping himself.

The officers had enough of his shenanigans and placed him under arrest.

Read the full article here.

This is going to sound absolutely ridiculous. However research is proving a new Heart Disease medication, Propranolol, is having profound effects on the psychology of its users.

According to the original publication, volunteers taking the drug had reduced racial prejudice at a subconscious level than the group treated placebo pills.

Scientist involved in the study believe the effect can be explained by the fact that racism is, at its roots, is founded primarily on fear.

Not surprising, the drug was already being used to treat anxiety and panic. So this affect would make sense. Propranolol acts on nerve circuits that govern auto-functions such as your heart rate and the section of your brain involved in fear and emotional responses.

It's a very interesting discovery and could lead to a treatment to combat extreme racism, if approved for that use.

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