Employee Happiness Kit
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
Due to the hard economic times and otherwise depressing state of the
world today, all personnel will now be required to at least look
happy while working.
Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at
little or no cost.
• Workloads getting to you?
• Feeling stressed?
• Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities
and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Assemble items
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
Due to the hard economic times and otherwise depressing state of the
world today, all personnel will now be required to at least look
happy while working.
Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at
little or no cost.
• Workloads getting to you?
• Feeling stressed?
• Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities
and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Assemble items
Fig 1.
Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig 2.
Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of
a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management
a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management
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