_It all began with an iPhone...
 
March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an
iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

_I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when
she bought me an iPad.

_Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.

_My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

_It was around then that the fight started...
 
I explained that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with
the iWash, iCook and iClean. (This inevitably activates the iNag
reminder service.)
 
I should be out of the hospital next week!!