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IT PAYS TO  KNOW GERMAN


An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The  Amish Farmer shouts:  "Trinken Sie nicht  das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have pooped in it!")

The man shouts  back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The  Amish Farmer shouts back in  English:

"Use two hands, you'll  get  more!"