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Below is based on a True Story at Ritz Epps.  D T was at the Gym attempting to get his workout on, and below is what had happen


THE SAD TALE OF THE OLD GUY . . .

An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the local gym. Looking around, he spotted a sweet young thing.

He asked the trainer who was helping a client nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that cute, sweet young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down slowly and carefully, and then said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby".

I fell on the floor rolling, when the trainer told him that.