Deltona - (of course) Local douchebag, Corey Reynolds, decides choking his ex-girlfriend is a sign of affection these days. The police were called to intervene.

Two of Volusia County's finest, Deputies John Braman and John Brady, get the call.

Upon arrival at the girlfriend's home in Debary, they learned said douchebag fled home. The officers drove back to Deltona in search of Reynolds on Huntington Street, at 5:37 AM.

Poor guy couldn't even get a nap before his next choking session? Geeez.

The Deputies approach the home, got Reynolds out of the house and that is when a struggle ensued. This dirt-bag somehow managed to pull a gun from his pants and shoot Brahman 3 times and Brady once.

That's four landed shots too many in my book. He's a cop shooter who likes to beat women. And now he gets fed and bathed and clothed with our tax dollars? Not fair.

Judging by the two black eyes, I'm hoping these Deputies got their licks in before putting handcuffs on him.

Ladies, what is it about these guys scumbags that attract you so much? Please explain!