Matthew Shrider (left) and Darrel Horne (right)
Matthew Shrider and Darrel Horne are what some might call, "special." After supposedly running out gas on their wait to visit a buddy in Peirson, this duo of stupidty decided to steal a boat from a dock on Lake Botts.
A neighbor saw these nimrods, called the Sherrif's office, and this is where it gets funny. The officers arrived on scene and found the two in the middle of the Lake, tired as all hell, after having to use a plank of wood as a paddle since they couldn't locate a real paddle.
Shrider decided he'd had enough and came back to shore to be taken into custody like a good guy would. His buddy Horne had other ideas.
VCSO ended up wasting jet fuel and police man power tracking this nudist down, only to toss him the back of a deputy's vehicle and watch Horne attack his bossom buddy Shrider. during the scuffle, Horned taunted deputies "Taser me bro!" to which they complied.
What an idiot.
While they were on the lake, Horne decided to take his clothes off...because that's a totally natural reaction to have when the cops are yelling at you. Sure.
I would love to blame the Geographic location on this entire scenario, but I'm sure alcohol and maybe even drugs had a huge influence on these two good 'ole boys.
A neighbor saw these nimrods, called the Sherrif's office, and this is where it gets funny. The officers arrived on scene and found the two in the middle of the Lake, tired as all hell, after having to use a plank of wood as a paddle since they couldn't locate a real paddle.
Shrider decided he'd had enough and came back to shore to be taken into custody like a good guy would. His buddy Horne had other ideas.
VCSO ended up wasting jet fuel and police man power tracking this nudist down, only to toss him the back of a deputy's vehicle and watch Horne attack his bossom buddy Shrider. during the scuffle, Horned taunted deputies "Taser me bro!" to which they complied.
What an idiot.
While they were on the lake, Horne decided to take his clothes off...because that's a totally natural reaction to have when the cops are yelling at you. Sure.
I would love to blame the Geographic location on this entire scenario, but I'm sure alcohol and maybe even drugs had a huge influence on these two good 'ole boys.
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